Friday, September 19, 2008

The Ovulating Zetan

In the Church of Ziontology, and more specifically, in the Trianetics religion, the state of the Ovulating Zetan (OZ) is a series of spiritual levels above and beyond the state of Void. The term Ovulating Zetan here is parallel by analogy to the familiar biological term “ovulating”, which in the human case, is the time-critical process during the menstrual cycle by which a mature ovarian follicle releases an ovum as a part of the human organism's means of reproduction. By analogy, the Ovulating Zetan is a state where you are ready to regenerate yourself into a new subjective universe of your own creation. It is also a point where you reach your own identity death, and become one with all spirits in all universes.
Obviously, ovulating is not something that a Zetan does every day! It takes time and effort. It is however, the ultimate state that one can attain, and it has the goal of zeroing in on Zion.
According to principles taken from Church of Ziontology doctrine, your Zetan is essentially nothing other than a true and perfect female nature. Here, the word female is not construed in the dualistic sense of female versus male. But rather, it is taken in the purist sense of the singularity of femininity. This is why many regard Ziontology as a staunchly feminist philosophy, or even anti-male. Actually, it is in a deep sense feminist, but it is not anti-male. Maleness is seen in Ziontology as simply a side effect or a strategy that merely demonstrates the beautiful creativity that is the true essence of the feminine Zetan within us all. Spiritually speaking, the female nurture of Zetan in all of us created the male as a practical device, which has analogous truths in evolution/phylogeny as well as in embryology/ontogeny. There are of course many ancient goddess-based religions going back thousands of years as well as many new age ideas, such as the Gaia Hypothesis, which recognize the creative power of an essentially female nature. But, so far, only Trianetics and Ziontology see femininity in its true glorious beauty and power. In fact, your Zetan, which is your true self, is a much more perfect feminine entity than any human woman who could every physically exist.
Ziontological doctrine also teaches that sexual reproduction and sexual dimorphism is a strategy developed through biological evolutionary processes as a creative approach to increasing flexibility and agility in dealing with environmental change. This is accomplished by way of increasing genetic variation and recombination and it even improves reliability by implementing an impressive genetic error compensation technique. The details on that are too lengthy, complex, and boring, to go into in detail here. But suffice it to say that the concepts are not specific to Ziontology only. Rather they are well developed and documented in the scientific secular world of biological evolutionary theory as well. Check into it, and remember that Google is your friend!
In any case, the idea here is that maleness is a side effect of an evolutionary strategy, and from the point of view of your spirit, the female form is the original true form of your inner Zetan. You cannot physically see your Zetan, but you can resonate with it. And many who have reached the first level of Ovulating Zetan (OZ I), describe it as basically along the lines of looking like a “female sort of science fiction sort of alien looking sort of spiritual entity thingy”. Of course, that description should be taken with a grain of salt, as it is quite impossible to convey anything at Zion in terms that could be intelligible to the average Joe-Blow-Pre-Void on the street kind of dude, who is totally mesmerized by the physical world, such as workplace gossip, ESPN and so on. So your Zetan is basically a woman. Yes indeed, and your Zetan is in fact both the epitome and the epiphany of feminine pulchritude. Go figure!
So that’s all cool. And you are indeed fundamentally female, like it or not. But where does this all get you? It gets you to Zion, of course. Males need not apply. And at Zion, you can do anything you choose to do. No limitations. No rules. It is all just about universal unification, happiness, peace, love and infinite creativity. Hey, girls just want to have fun! And being at the level of OZ I is like being all knowing and all willing of all control over physicality (mass, energy, space and time), mentality (intellect, perception, memory and emotion), and spirituality (love, happiness, creativity and compassion). In other words, you are everything, everything is you, and you have total control.
But, you know about menopause, right? Well that part of the analogy carries over to the spirit world too. In human biology, menopause is the permanent shutting down of the female reproductive system. And that happens considerably before the end of a woman's lifespan. So it is also a ticking time bomb for your Zetan. If you do not learn how to return home to your Zion spawning ground, before your spiritual menopause, you will have run out of luck on the current flesh cycle, and you become a spandrel for the rest of your physical life. And you have to endure the pain of rebirth and the suffering of life yet again for another go around. Don’t you think it’s about time you thought of joining the Trianetics religion, and getting yourself home today, before it’s too late? If you need to learn more, please start by reading our new web site at http://www.ziontology.com/.
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1 comment:

Lawtears said...

This is actually quite good. You've got the combination of waffle and bs just right, so it sounds intellectual, scientific and progressive without it being any of those things.

LRH would be proud. Keep up the good work :)

Lawtears